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17 October 2002 (Thursday): geek relapse (excerpts from a meme)
Ohh my. This is terribly, terribly funny. (Gracias, Seņor Uslennar.)
What about me, said Pascal. I'm only used for training. Training! What good is a language that's only used in school?
What about me, said SNOBOL. No one's even heard of me!
What about me, said C#. I look like Prince!
Bite me! said C.
LISP would have spoken, but it had caught a glimpse of itself in the pond and fell in when it tried to meet itself coming. And Java was too busy trying to clean a bag out of Babbling Creek.
Actually it was the comments from Slashdot types that really got me giggling:
Assembly stands back keeps score of how many times the rest of them hit XML. He has no preferences, just the various types of hardware that are taking bets on the outcome of the brawl.
HTML drops her hanky and flashes some ass...
I love this story....
posted by enjelani @ 10:21 PM PST
Replies: 5 comments
Hahahahahahahaa!!! XD XD XD
ow. cheeks hurt. mmp. stop!
posted by m. mellow @ 17 10 2002 11:41 PM PST
oh my god. i *am* a nerd! that was berry funny. :)
posted by echeng @ 18 10 2002 12:50 AM PST
"Hey, you're not an object-oriented language!" Fred says to C++. Velma pulls off C++'s precompiler.
"C!" they all cry.
"And I woulda gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling garbage collectors!" she screams.
"Wait!" Scooby sniffs at C's feet.
"Scooby's on to something!" says Shaggy.
"Is that ... ?" says Daphne.
"You look an awful lot like ... " Fred begins. Velma wipes away C's makeup.
"Assembly!" they all cry.
"C is a transvestite!?" Shaggy exclaims.
(Velma looks crestfallen.)
posted by Zach @ 18 10 2002 11:57 AM PST
Glad I could keep the spark of your inner nerd glowing one more day.
posted by uslennar @ 19 10 2002 10:14 AM PST
Thanks for that! How funny! :D
I hope all is well with you.
posted by Moonpuddle @ 20 10 2002 09:44 PM PST